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To: AmishDude

Well, sweet dreams, A/D - I sincerely hope you find your nerd! Have a happy Valentine's Day, my friend!


358 posted on 02/12/2005 11:57:06 PM PST by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Humina, humina, humina...)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

I HATE valentines day. So does my sister. Yes, both of us are alone. Both of us have pretty much resided that we always will be.

The last time I gave a valentines day gift to a woman, whom I thought "liked" me, (flowers, candy and a necklace, IIRC), I was just being played by her, to steal a man from his steady girlfriend(it WORKED, the two got married a few months later).

So, I have been doing things to distract myself this week, but all of the stupid commercials make it hard to forget AND--- Am I the only one who feels this way-- Most valentines commercials are a ONE WAY street-- for MEN to get WOMEN gifts. Do not men like gifts too, or is it expected that most women will get their men their valentines gifts, from their lawyers office?

I know, from previous posts, most here probably think I am a complete nutcase. No, just one of the unlucky ones, who does NOT fit with the new morality, that even most Christians possess today, and so, I am alone, as is my sister.

We both will be glad when V-day is over.


359 posted on 02/13/2005 12:21:54 AM PST by Rca2000 (Helping to swing the swing state of Ohio to "W")
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Well, sweet dreams, A/D

Ah, my dreams. The woman of my dreams. Women, actually. A whole field hockey teams' worth. Yes, all in those little skirts with the sticks. Those sticks. Stop hitting me! Agh! Aaaaaggghhh!

Whew. Every night. Every single night.

I sincerely hope you find your nerd!

Let me tell you a little story. A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing which was better to have, a wife or a mistress. The doctor said, "A wife, of course. You will not get nasty venerial diseases." The lawyer said, "A mistress, she's not entitled to your money." The mathematician, who had been doodling on his notepad, said, "It is best to have both." They looked at him with amazement, because his greasy hair and usually vacant expression indicated that he would have a great deal of trouble with the ladies. "When your wife thinks you're with your mistress and your mistress thinks you're with your wife, you can go off and do some mathematics."

So, I'm off to do some mathematics.

Have a happy Valentine's Day, my friend!

To you as well, may your husband give you want you want. Or better yet, what you weren't expecting.

392 posted on 02/13/2005 9:15:10 AM PST by AmishDude
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