[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

I'd join a monestary, but I couldn't handle the pay increase and the greater opportunities for socialization.

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Try life as a 3rd shift workin' computer operator/network tech...I feel your pain... :)

It could be worse. I meet really nice (and often sweet and innocent) girls all of the time. The only problem is that I am twice their age and would go to prison for dating them.

Tell me which is worse: dying of starvation in the desert, or dying of starvation outside the window of a locked grocery store?

This post is really going to get me in trouble with the humor impaired...

[AmishDude]

Yeah, if you have to ask if it's over the line -- it is.