Sure. Break into the bank. She'll like that macho manly way you have about you. Just be sure to hand her the candy BEFORE they put the handcuffs on you.
Ah! The old sympathy ploy, some how I don't think that will work. Anyway I'll save the "Ooooo I've twisted my ankle,
(clutching tightly around the waist) for later, who knows, I had that one pulled on me once, and I couldn't even figure out why her girl friend was laughing to beat the band!