Posted on 02/12/2005 7:00:08 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
I agree; Now, a cleaning lady, THAT would be a cool gift. B^P
I have no idea what I mean. Ever. Seriously.
Sorry about that.
Sure. Break into the bank. She'll like that macho manly way you have about you. Just be sure to hand her the candy BEFORE they put the handcuffs on you.
ROFL And I for one, wouldn't blame you!!!
Death by chocolate, eh? I heard the CIA was developing that. The French have something in a light fluffy (but deadly) mousse.
Oh, and quit whipping out your lightsaber. It's kind of disturbing.
It's not your fault!
Actually I'm witty and likable. Friend to all I meet. Don't have a book to hawk, either.
man, how many bitter writers are there....this is like the 5th story posted like this!
I was 28 before I got married... my younger sister got married... my two younger first female cousins were married... I thought my gosh, I might end up a spinster. But then suddenly just when I least thought it would happen, it did. I met my husband and we've lived happily ever after ever since.
I've known him for 18 years... I've only received one valentine's day gift from him... a dozen plastic pink roses.
He loves me with all of his heart... sometimes it not just about the money or the diamonds, there are so many other ways that it shows.
I don't think he's bitter, just kind of freaked out by pushy broads.
Distance relationships help take some of that pressure off ;)
I think your husband and I got the same pan. Did his have a glass lid?
Your hamster story is very sweet. And I don't blame you for not wanting a snake. I wouldn't mind having one, but I'd have a problem feeding it.
Ah! The old sympathy ploy, some how I don't think that will work. Anyway I'll save the "Ooooo I've twisted my ankle,
(clutching tightly around the waist) for later, who knows, I had that one pulled on me once, and I couldn't even figure out why her girl friend was laughing to beat the band!
That's good to know. The "pithy" thing caught my eye...but I wouldn't say Bill O'Reilly is attractive to women. He sure isn't to me.
I'm into desperate and plain with low self-esteem. But I love your positive outlook.
Oh No No No AmishDude, never desparate! THey will latch on to you for dear life, and sufficate you! Not literally of course, but sometimes the nonliteral is worse!
My ex (who was dubbed thereafter as The Beast) had mentioned once that she thought it might be fun to go on a balloon ride, after seeing one in the sky. She hadn't mentioned it for months afterward, but that ended up being my gift to her. She loved it.
Dammit.
ROTFL!
Now that is so sweet!! Very expensive but very sweet none the less!
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