How Do I Love Thee? I'm Not Sure Yet

NY Times ^ | 2.13.2005 | Damien Cave

[AmishDude]

I don't get the deal with diamonds. It doesn't do anything. It just sits there. Unless you find yourself in a situation where you really, desperately, need to cut glass in an emergency, a diamond is just a pencil made useless.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Oh, really?

[Kinky]

Yeh, but I'll bet you didn't save one of those little tiny candy hearts with the message I'M HOT FOR U stamped on it. lol

[NYC GOP Chick]

So, she never got to experience the Magic Fingers? Her loss... ;D

[AmishDude]

Come on, MJ, with women, it's not about the income, but the outgo.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yeah, that's kind of wacky.

[gidget7]

Come on, MJ, with women, it's not about the income, but the outgo.


Not all women, some I must agree though.

You aren't meeting the right women!

[lavrenti]

Just something I learned in the last year.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Bumpy.

That's something you might want to discuss with your doctor!

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

LOL To tell you the truth, I kind of liked the frying pan. I would have preferred something more romantic, but I can't deny the usefulnenss of the pan. I still have it and still use it seven years later.

[Slings and Arrows]

Unless you find yourself in a situation where you really, desperately, need to cut glass in an emergency, a diamond is just a pencil made useless.

Cut into sharp facets and set in a ring, you can punch people with it.

[Kinky]

That was very sweet of you. You probably reacted to more than just her mentioning that she's single. Some kind of spark or a look? At least I hope that's what happened. I hope she appreciates your gifts.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I hate that commercial, too!

[marajade]

All the more to buy diamonds with. I love my diamond earrings... especially with jeans and teeshirts, just the right accessory.

[lavrenti]

It sounded like she already was trying on wedding dresses.

[AmishDude]

I got a box of Godiva chocolate and stuffed Moose :o)

Oh, yeah? I got cheese and a beeber. So there!

'Course, it was from my sister.

[NYC GOP Chick]

More Slimes inanity... I got a box of Godiva chocolate and stuffed Moose :o)

Woo hoo hoo! :)

[marajade]

"You aren't meeting the right women!"

LOL!

[AmishDude]

A lot of people have "silent expectations" and then get hurt or mad when they don't happen.

I've found that such people have similar chromosomal characteristics.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

But diamonds look so darned good just sitting there doing nothing. :-)