[Izzy Dunne]

LOL! Is there a degree in "gay penguin research"?

[thoughtomator]

I'm sure there's at least an advanced course along the lines of:

Evil White Men: Penguicide NSG 307.22
Study the millenia of history of the White Man's persecution of that great black-and-white hope of humanity, the humble penguin. Playing out its classic role as the oppressor, America's role in this age-old pattern of penguicide is exposed.

Chapters 1-6 In-depth history of the noble penguin
Chapters 7-442 Brief overview of the history of white man as the oppressor.
Chapters 443-446 Shows how gay penguins prove Bush is Hitler.