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"Gay" penguins spark protest (Gays object male/female pairing)
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Posted on 02/11/2005 10:24:21 AM PST by KidGlock
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To: Mears
I had a customer once and when I asked what he did for a living he said"Erectile specialist" Beads of sweat break out on Mears' face as he repeats to himself "Must...keep...straight...face"
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:48:26 AM PST
by
Modernman
(What is moral is what you feel good after. - Ernest Hemingway)
To: skimbell
Penguins-bi-hmmm? Bi-polar? Penguins aren't bi-polar. They only live in Antarctica.
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:49:18 AM PST
by
Modernman
(What is moral is what you feel good after. - Ernest Hemingway)
To: KidGlock
Now, I have heard everything.
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:50:43 AM PST
by
Ditto
( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
To: TheCrusader
Does anybody know the exact day that Hell was loosed and took over the earth?When satan and his followers were cast out of heaven? Just a guess.
FMCDH(BITS)
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:50:57 AM PST
by
nothingnew
(CNN REPORT: Judge says ready to sit for 6 month Jackson trial: God help us!)
To: I'm ALL Right!
Now THERE's a worthwhile cause...Homosexual Penguin Rights. Let's talk about why my dog (RIP) used to hump everything (male, female, or otherwise) including the GARDEN HOSE. What "sexual orientation" does that make my dog?
OMG! LOL!!!! This is the funniest thing I have read on FR all day!
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:50:58 AM PST
by
retrokitten
(By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.)
To: Flyer
Obituary: The two male penguins were last seen fighting over a rock. Finally, George picked up the rock and hurled it at Harry. Lo and behold, it turns out that Mary had given the rock to Harold. As she tearfully looked at Harold lying there lifeless, she became enraged. She picked up the rock and hurled it at George. He fell to the ground, lifeless.
Just passing by, Louisa saw the look of sadness on Mary's face. She reached behind her wing and took a rock out the size of a baseball.
They were married in the Penguin Chapel in LasVegas where Mary turned in her big rock for a handful of chips. She won a slew of money, traded them into rocks, divorced Louisa and went to the Bahamas where she owns a Penguin Brothel.
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:51:51 AM PST
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Modernman
The researchers. Happy FRiday : )
To: KidGlock; DirtyHarryY2K; scripter; Clint N. Suhks; nicmarlo; SweetCaroline; ArGee; ...
A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.
Unbelievable! They're against 'ex-gay' penguins, too!
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:53:12 AM PST
by
EdReform
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To: KidGlock
"If one objects to a dog humping your leg, does that make you a 'leg-o-phobe'?"If one objects to a dog humping a garden hose, does that make you a 'hose-o-phobe'?
This is one that could go on and on....
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:53:29 AM PST
by
I'm ALL Right!
(Welcome to my addiction.)
To: I'm ALL Right!
hump everything (male, female, or otherwise) including the GARDEN HOSE.<<<...Hmmm...Im guessing he's some type of water spaniel...its in their genes!
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:54:04 AM PST
by
M-cubed
Comment #51 Removed by Moderator
To: Sacajaweau
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:56:32 AM PST
by
I'm ALL Right!
(Welcome to my addiction.)
To: I'm ALL Right!
My female dog, whenever you attempt to carry a blanket from one point to another, immediately rushes over, grabs the blanket, and starts humping it.
We've never seen her do this in any other situation.
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:57:08 AM PST
by
mvpel
(Michael Pelletier)
To: Mears
A man came up to us and gave us his card. He was a genetics expert. He obtained the sperm from the bulls he owned. He had just come to warn us that there were thirty healthy bulls browsing in the trees about 600 feet away and not to turn our backs to the woods. We didn't hang around very long.
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:57:09 AM PST
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: KidGlock
Just look at them. They can't keep their flippers off each other.
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:57:35 AM PST
by
Ditto
( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
To: KidGlock
"Thanks for your "already posted here" comments.
But tell me, where in your story does it say that gays were protesting the move by zoo keepers?
Maybe next time you should read before you comment."
Mea culpa, though I actually wrote "Already has a thread:" (which the story, before the gay protest, does), so people could see the earlier story. Note post #13 on that thread. Did I call it, or what? But, hey, thanks for the spanking, friend.
To: EdReform
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:58:32 AM PST
by
scripter
(Tens of thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
To: thoughtomator
PENGUICIDE!!!
I'm ROTFL!
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posted on
02/11/2005 10:59:25 AM PST
by
I'm ALL Right!
(Welcome to my addiction.)
To: TheCrusader
I'm not sure but I think there was a "manlicker" involved.
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posted on
02/11/2005 11:00:19 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(When the fear of dying no longer obtains no act is unimaginable.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
02/11/2005 11:03:19 AM PST
by
highnoon
(When in charge – ponder, When in trouble – delegate, When in doubt - mumble)
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