"Gay" penguins spark protest (Gays object male/female pairing)

Yahoo ^ | 2/11/05

[I'm ALL Right!]

ROTFLMBO!!!!

[devolve]

Insert your B&W/theme park resident joke here

I heard it about Shamu/Michael

[Gilbo_3]

Thanks for the LMAO. after all the tax and spend posts, the 'garden hose' really made my day.

PS I always wondered my dogs got 'exited' over a 'piece o pissa'...

Garden hose... "DOWN BOY" roflmao...

[Gilbo_3]

Q: what do you do when a rotty is humpin your leg???

A: LET HIM FINISH ...

[Gilbo_3]

oops, pissa=pizza ...lolol

[MeekOneGOP]

[Ellesu]

Undoubtedly the queers have never seen a dog hump on a furniture leg.

[lillybet]

How in the world can you be a gay penguin, its ridiculous

[ORECON]

The Humboldt penguins are getting more and more rare at their natural environment around Chile and Peru.

Now, we know why they are getting more and more rare.

[I'm ALL Right!]

Start at post #30 and follow the replies...quite funny!

I guess your addition would be a chair-o-phobe!

[I'm ALL Right!]

Let him finish...ba dump bump!

[Ellesu]

Thanks.

[No Fool]

Bingo!

[steve-b]

If the Swedish females won't do it, nothing will!

And, if the Swedish females have similar proclivities, at least they'll get to watch.

[Terriergal]

NUTS!

I mean...oh never mind.

[Terriergal]

I had a cockatiel with a (human) foot fetish.

[blackie]

These social engineers wackos need to get a life ~ homosexual penguins my arse ~ what are dogs that hump someones leg called: leggosexuals?

[Wombat101]

Heaven forbid that a zoo, which is supposed to protect animals, should want the animals they have in stock to actually REPRODUCE.

It would be better for all concerned if the pengions just died off, necessitating an expedition to Antartica to capture more of the little buggers, who won't reproduce, completing the Great Cosmic Cycle.

There are far too many people on this planet, with far too much free time on their hands, who go through life looking for excuses to be offended. In this case, the use of the word "GAY" was enough to stir some of these folks into (non-perverted) activity.

I say that we do the "politically Correct" thing in this case, and instead of calling the penguins "gay" and pointing out their "lifestyle choice" that we instead use the adjective "tastefully-dressed, flightless, poo-stabbers".

[MacDorcha]

" And if I recall correctly, penguins pick a mate and stick with them for life."

Depends on the type of penguin. From what my girlfriend told me about her trip to Australia, penguins have a high divorce rate. They also like the fat ones.

[shaggy eel]

German media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory

,,, can those Swedish penguins still get paid welfare while they're out of their country?

I fail to see why gays are jumping up and down over this. They've ridden the crest of a social experiment that's got them where they want to be. Put the male penguins in leather and chains and wack them onto a float straight away! It's showtime.