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To: Conspiracy Guy
No problem. When is our latest secret shipment of Iraqi crude due in port? Did you get the case of Cuban cigars I sent you?

The Iraqi crude is on hold. Haliburton found a bunch of priceless artifacts we are stealing from the Iraqis. That will be in the Nigerian-registered "Petit Larceny"'s forward cargo hold. Be sure and have the skull of Hapmotudus ready for the secret Skull and Crossbones ceremony. I'll bring the sacrificial goat.

LONG LIVE THE NEW WORLD ORDER!

-- Karl

(I posted this to freepmail, right?)

302 posted on 02/11/2005 9:05:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL!

Thanks for posting this thread Laz.

BTW....I'm Howard Dean....shhh.

315 posted on 02/11/2005 9:13:25 AM PST by Dog
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To: Lazamataz

Yes you sent it secure. I would never discuss our plans on an open forum. The Boomers are in position to lob a few nukes into North Korea. Should I send them the launch codes today or is Saturday better for you.

Dick


317 posted on 02/11/2005 9:15:29 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional. Fireproof taglines available.)
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To: Lazamataz

I say screw the Wahington Post and all Democrats eveywhere!

Dain Bramage
PO BOX 38267
Tallahassee, Florida 32315-8267
(850) 933-8511


324 posted on 02/11/2005 9:17:51 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: Lazamataz

ALL YOUR FREEPMAIL ARE BELONG TO US


328 posted on 02/11/2005 9:21:14 AM PST by EdReform (Free Republic - helping to keep our country a free republic. Thank you for your financial support!)
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