A Ball Story From Across The Pond

Reuters ^ | 2/11/05 | Reuters

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LONDON (Reuters) - A woman has been sentenced to two and a half years in jail for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours".

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Her lawyer said on Thursday her client had little memory of the night.

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OUCH!!!

[austinaero]

What a night to NOT remember!

[pabianice]

Look at the bright side. She's back on the dating scene.

[traderrob6]

As Howard Dean would say YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRG!

[zygoat]

This story makes me....contract, like a turtle.

[starfish923]

Hid it in her mouth?
I was right with ya till then.

URBAN LEGEND.
The gag reflex would take over, even with the hardest core hooker.

[starfish923]

Besides, I don't buy that while she was ripping off a testicle, said 37-year-old man didn't KNOCK HER OUT.
THAT would be his reflex.

[Semper Paratus]

Rough trade ping.

[WestTexasWend]

They need to tape off a 3-foot "no fly" zone outside her cell.

[MisterRepublican]

[Bikers4Bush]

I'm betting that it would have been less painful to have just given her what she wanted.

Then again, I have no idea what she looks like or what his experiences with her in the past had been like.

[OhioAttorney]

It does sound like an urban legend but it seems to be a real story:

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=qw1108046880432B265

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html

I guess this woman was a little testy :-).

[Heavyrunner]

Yeah, well whoopie or no whoopie, she still had a ball. :)

[starfish923]

1. It does sound like an urban legend but it seems to be a real story: http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=qw1108046880432B265 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html
2. I guess this woman was a little testy :-).

1. Sorry, I don't buy it. "Reporters" lie, bend the facts, report what they want to get the byline...whatever. But, it DOES catch the eye. But then, the "reporter" knew it would with all men and all young women. This old lady STILL ain't buyin' it.

2. Bwahahaha.

[KansasConservative1]

Words cannot express..

[frogjerk]

This old lady STILL ain't buyin' it.

I mean its from Reuters and the Guardian, it can't be false. -sarcasm

[genefromjersey]

Ah,well :(Smiles fatuously)Just in time for "V-Day" !!

[blanknoone]

"that's yours' is as bad as 'put some ice on that'

[starfish923]

I mean its from Reuters and the Guardian, it can't be false. -sarcasm

Good Lord! From God through Reuters and the GUARDIAN!
I'm a belieeeeever!

[rod1]

It's reuters. What's not to believe?
Oh--it's Reuters!