[redgolum]

My bride doesn't understand why I get annoyed when she tries to talk to me during a Nebraska football game.

She then got mad because I "wasn't paying attention to her". My reply wasn't very nice.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

When she's talking on the phone with a friend, interrupt every five minutes or so and when she gets annoyed, ask her how it feels to have the shoe on the other foot.