Ever see the Kids in the Hall skit, Evan? The guy with Satanic powers to sell things?
Rove: "I... win... elections!
[cuts to Hell]
Satan: [laughing] "And so you always shall!" [continues laughing]
Rove, clutching a "Bush/Cheney '04" bumper sticker, pointed towards the sky: "YES! Thank you, Satan!"
Why do all the bad guys on TV and in the movies get to do all the laughing?