[Xenalyte]

I have most of his old albums, and hearing him tell stories about Ennis makes me cry. My favorite is "Kill That Boy," from Himself:

Camille tells him, "I want you to go upstairs and kill that boy," and he's all cool with it because he's not the one in trouble. So he goes up to Ennis's room to find the child on his bed, being punished for having cut his own hair.

Bill asks, "What happened to your hair?"

Ennis answers, "I don't know."

Bill says, "Son, was your head with you all day today?"

Ennis says, "Yep!"

Bill says, "Did you cut your hair?"

Ennis says, "Yes!"

Bill asks, "Well, why didn't you TELL me that?"

Ennis answers, "I don't KNOW!"

[Graycliff]

You can't write that stuff, you have to live it.

[EmilyGeiger]

One of his funniest skits is Noah and the Ark. I laugh so hard tears run down my face.

[LibertarianInExile]

I love Noah (from memory, mind you):

Noah: C'mon, old fat hippos, get up there...

God: [ding] NOAH!

Noah: What!?!?!?!?

God: YOU HAVE TWO MALE HIPPOS THERE, TAKE ONE BACK AND GET A FEMALE!

Noah: I ain't doing it! You change one of them!