How about they just install a $5 peehole in the freaking door? What a bunch of turds.
That was meant to say "peep"-hole. The typo might be more appropriate, though.
And this last quote is a prime contender for the most disingenuous statement since the Kerry campaign: "All I wanted was for those girls to admit that they used poor judgment and apologize in person. If they had done that, I wouldn't have even asked for the money. I just hope they learned a lesson."
Sure, lady, sure.