[VadeRetro]

Halfway down page one and we already had "Get your own dirt!" and "This just shows Intelligent Design."

ID = MI (Militant Ignorance).

[PatrickHenry]

Halfway down page one and we already had "Get your own dirt!" and "This just shows Intelligent Design."

In the game of creationism, the goalposts are constructed on tracks, so they can be easily moved back in case the opposition is about to score yet again. (By now, those tracks are a few miles long; and totally outside the stadium.)