[Miss Marple]

Is that hamster typing on a teeny-tiny keyboard? If so, you've got her!

Please be sure to give her the generic hamster food.

[Not A Snowbird]

Is that hamster typing on a teeny-tiny keyboard? If so, you've got her!

Hmmm... there is a computer in my daughter's room... I'd better check it and make sure the internet connection is still sabotaged. :-)

Please be sure to give her the generic hamster food.

No worries. The way my daughter cares for pets she'll be dead in a week.