[Terabitten]

Just when you think that they can't possibly say anything more completely, breathtakingly insane than they already have, they pop up with a new, utterly ludicrous surprise.

Yanno... you're giving me ideas. We should start concocting stories and calling them in.

President Bush has ordered all US bullets to be dipped in pig fat before shipping to the Middle East.

Ariel Sharon is Karl Rove's gay lover.

US troops are spraying chemicals in Iraq that cause Arab men's testicles to shrivel.....

Y'all get the idea. Let's start calling them in to MEMRI and see how many of them we can get on air.

[Stoat]

Y'all get the idea. Let's start calling them in to MEMRI and see how many of them we can get on air.

ROTFLMAO!  Actually, a better plan would be to phone them to the Iranian Government...it's they who are dispersing this insanity...MEMRI is merely translating the official positions and statements of the Iranian and other Middle Eastern 'governments' and making it available to English speaking audiences.

[monday]

"Y'all get the idea. Let's start calling them in to MEMRI and see how many of them we can get on air."

You won't have ANY luck that way. MEMRI just monitors and translates middle eastern news broadcasts into English. You will have to learn Arabic and contact the middle eastern TV stations directly if you want to start rumors like those.