Hey there. I nearly fell out of my chair when I read your post- I hadn't thought about the Christian Eating Machine in quite some time...
it isn't a Christian Eating Machine - it is an Innocent Mortal Mulcher!
I will admit to having developed this in direct response to having one too many evangelicals bother me at 3am while I was sitting in a diner enjoying my coffee, cigarettes, and notepad, but the Trial analogy applies to all humans in reference to the question of faith and damnation.
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do you want on Da List?