FReeping Janet Reno: Colorado After Action Report, Reno's "Rewriting History" Tour.

2/7/05 | Trteamer

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Hey stranger. Really glad to see you all out there. Thank you and tell the others thanks from Mid-Missouri FReepers.
I guess you've outdone me again with the "alien". Dang it, our useful idiots are getting too tame. lol

[Victoria Delsoul]

Is she still around?

Good job, guys.

[Sthitch]

Great signs. I wish more people would remind the world of all of her fraudulent "child abuse" cases in Florida. She has used maleficence to ruin lives since she was a local DA, and didn't stop when she was AG.

[Trteamer]

I forget who it was, but one of our bunch was standing there saying "Get your Janet Reno programs right here" and would hand them a wanted poster. It was REALLY funny to watch.

FReeper RMrattlesnake was wearing a green trenchcoat with the words "The Earth Is Not My Mother" on the back. What a hoot!

[RippleFire]

bump

[Trteamer]

The alien told us he had just come from a wichen (witch?) meeteing and was now headed to see Reno. I asked him hows it going on the planet Silica. LOL!

[Lesforlife]

Praise God!

I knew it needed to be done & couldn't make it!

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

wichen (witch?) meeting

"wiccan" meeting. That's right folks. We are NOT making this up! We both heard him say he was on his way from a wiccan meeting to the Janet Reno shindig. Is that priceless, or what???

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

We still haven't seen the other shoe drop on the Reno legacy yet. Federal authorities had a major credibility problem where stand off situations were concerned after Ruby Ridge. Add to that her plowing over the Waco compound and Elian's relatives while negotiations were in progress. Due to her incompetence, federal negotiators will have no credibility in future dealings with any group who may want to fight it out. Plenty of people are going to die thanks to the worst AG ever.

[OldCorps]

You guys are heros! Thanks for freeping that monster murderer.

[Trteamer]

Before you got there, the reporter from the college newspapercame up and said "Are you guys STILL protesting that?". I could tell he was a leftist so I told him we were celebrating "Diversity" and "Dialog".

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Thanks guys! We were doing this for all of you who couldn't be here, as well!

Here are the 3 signs I made. As always, FR is an indispensable resource for creating great signs.

The first sign was my own idea, and the words on the second one came from WestTexasWend. Both photos were posted by other Freepers. The third sign was posted by reagan_fanatic and I used it as is. Thanks to all of you for the help!

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[Darkwolf377]

Those are just...just...WRONG!

In a good way, of course.

[mollynme]

"Are you guys STILL protesting that?

You should have reminded him that there is no statute of limitations on kidnapping and murder.

[mollynme]

You must have been up all night! Good job.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

You must have been up all night! Good job.

Not at all! Just until 2:30AM.

;-)

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

There was something rather sad and pathetic about most of them. They are like little lost toddlers without Clinton in the White House. We all know why they were here - to relive The Glory Days of Camelot II - the Clinton Era. Reno was easily the Number Three Icon for those 8 years, right after Their Royal Highnesses Beezlebubba and Hitlery themselves. So this was a chance to recapture the lost glory!

I'll bet most of them didn't really care one way or another what JR said or didn't say in there. The whole point of this exercise was that for one evening they could all gather around this Clinton Icon and pretend for a few hours that it was still the Clinton Era, and those two lost elections were really just a bad dream, and Dubya wasn't really in the White House after all. And Janet was going to march right out of that building with her kevlar helmet on, climb into her flame-throwing tank and go wreak havoc on conservative extremists everywhere!

And of course as they got closer to their destination, the fantasy was building to a crescendo. Then, just as they arrived at last at the building, they were confronted by a cold wet blanket - the sight of Freepers and other assorted freedom lovers - grinning from ear to ear, welcoming them with a friendly "Good Evening!", holding up photos of Elian and Waco, passing out "Wanted" posters of J.R.

The fantasy went "poof"! Right here in the middle of their stronghold - an American college campus - the Red State Enemies lined both sides of the sidewalk - reminding them of the hard reality that the Clintoon Era is dead and gone.

"Sigh! We should have snuck in the back door!"

(PS: I never did find out --- WHO DID J.R. KILL? anyway?)

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

PIIIIIINNNNNNNG. Reno Freep Report.

[backhoe]

Reno for Guv? Recall *this*

[Trteamer]

We rained on their parade all right. There was this one leftist that seemed rather familiar. He got into a shouting match with one of the TRT guys. He was still yelling as he went through the double doors.

Say, wasn't that the same dude from last winter when we had them run the FReeper gauntlet at city hall? I'll bet you ten bucks he is a professor of some sort, all high and mighty.