To: beachn4fun
387 posted on
02/08/2005 6:31:03 AM PST by
WorkingClassFilth
(Sneering in the face of, well, almost everyone, for a very long time.)
To: bentfeather; txradioguy; Calpernia; Lady Jag
Ms Feather & her honey live in upstate New York.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say,
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through."
Ms Feather goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through."
Ms Feather goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inshes of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.
Ms Feather is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do." "Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Ms Feather's honey says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?
388 posted on
02/08/2005 6:33:37 AM PST by
tomkow6
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