RE: "Oh, to be 22 again and believe in such nonsense.....
Look, 'the cinema' is crap. It was designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Otherwise it would have never been made.
At this point, the lowest common denominator believes in dying if they aren't having enough fun. They pander to that in this movie--'cuz that's what movies are: Pandering to the lowest common denominator."
I'll have you know that there are millions upon millions more out there like me, who hold the IDEA of the cinema in the highest regard, and do care what happens to it. None of what you wrote is anything but your own subjective OPINION of the cinema, and I don't give a flying f*** what you "think" about my values.
That's usually how values work in the first place, you know...personally.
Yeah. That's what makes you the lowest common denominator.
This movie was built in a Hollywood lab of focus groups and polling precisely to appeal to you. And it does.
Liking it isn't an accomplishment--it was built for you.