[theFIRMbss]

>Maybe if sufficient ridicule is offered, they will get dressed

Well, I almost hate
to say, but right this second
I'm wearing low jeans

and a shrunk tee shirt
and my Joe Boxers stick up . . .
I gotta tell you,

I did not lose weight
and firm up my abs to wear
surf-boy baggy clothes.

And, for what it's worth,
more girls start conversations
with me dressed like this

than when I wear, say,
a baggy college sweat shirt.
The look's here to stay.

[Tax-chick]

I'm not a girl - I'm a woman of almost 40, who's changed a lot of diapers :-).

If I saw you in person, I could make you my Ridicule Campaign test case ... but since I can't see you, you get a pass.