[AnAmericanMother]

An example of her "art":

No wonder she doesn't like realistic, representational work. She's jealous!

[Miss Marple]

What an excellent representation of the shallowness of suburban life juxtaposed with the underlying forces of contemporary subjugation of women.....

AHEM. Can you tell I can speak "art talk?" My daughter graduated from an art college and I went to a LOT of exhibits. My current theory on contemporary art is that you can put anything out there, as long as you have a BS explanation of the meaning of the piece.