I doubt that a "ditzy mom" shoe would, I'm a size 12.
And while I realize that I'm just a bad, bad Dad by not making sure that my daughter is firmly buckled into her booster seat during our half-mile-an-hour trip up the driveway int the garage...
Actually, no I don't.
Quit being such a nancy, Charles.
Hon, it's so early to be mean. Try switching to decaf.