[mylife]

"Youve got the mind of a 4 year old, and he was glad to be rid of it"

[Uncle Fud]

"With a little study you'd go a long way, and I wish you'd start now"

Spoken to the camera while Chico sits down at the piano: "I have to stay here, but there's no reason you folks can't go out to the lobby until this blows over."