I don't believe anything I read in Salon but since this was a satirical essay I didn't have to. It was funny and a good example of how innocent things can be twisted into a perversion by looking at them through modern jaundiced eyes.
Why didn't you announce eight posts ago that you didn't read the article, didn't know what you were talking about, didn't care what you were talking about, and always disagree with the magazine you were parroting? What the heck is your problem? You just wanted to argue and insult people? You didn't care who, or on what subject? Get help.