[Bush2000]

Say I had an IBM z900 mainframe running DB2 on Linux. Wouldn't that qualify?

No, read for comprehension: We're talking about Intel-class machines, not mainframes. I specifically mentioned that.

[antiRepublicrat]

We're talking about Intel-class machines, not mainframes. I specifically mentioned that.

We are? Since when? You expect to find any reference to an individual five-nines Intel x86 machine no matter what the OS is? Good luck. The only way you'll get that is from a large cluster.