[goldstategop]

I don't have to justify my tagline. And I like them both. I hate having to give up one that means a lot to me. So I had to be creative. Take it or leave it.

Denny Crane: There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."

[HighWheeler]

"I don't have to justify my tagline."

I don't think you can either. Crane's quote is not even correct in the literal sense.

I had a dog who loved to carry around a ratty, stinking, slimy shoe that made her look ridiculous, too.