Garofalo: Fingers with ink comparable to Nazi salute (The Meltdown Accelerates)

Related Clichés (http://www.clichesite.com)

Couldn't find his way out of a paper bag
Doesn't have both oars in the water
Dumb as a post
Dumb as a stump
Dumber than a bag of hammers
Dumber than a box of rocks
A few bricks shy
A few fries short of a happy meal
A few sandwiches short of a picnic
A half a bubble off
His/Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Just fell off the turnip truck
The Lights are on but there's nobody home
Not playing with a full deck
Not the brightest bulb (in the box / on the tree / in the chandelier)
Not the brightest crayon in the box
Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One taco short of a combination plate
Sharp as a marble
Thick as a brick
A Thick as a ditch
The Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

All of which apply to Ms Garofalo, all of the other Air Amerika nut jobs, and the entire leadership of the dims

Where's Foghorn Leghorn when you need him?

Foghorn Leghorn

(The Wave Collection http://www.barbneal.com/foghorn.asp)

Filename	Description	Size
fogleg01.wav	What's the big, I say what's the big idea. Don't stand there gawkin' son, speak up.	108 k
fogleg02.wav	Now cut, I say cut that out, what's it all about boy, elucidate!	98 k
fogleg03.wav	Now wait a minute son, ya payin' no attention. Ya startin' too big. Ya gotta walk before ya can run. Start small, look at me when I'm talking to ya son. I say start small and work up. Now try again boy. Kids nowadays they kmnow it all.	302 k
fogleg04.wav	Oh that woman. Gotta mouth like an outboard motor. All the time putputputputputput...	110 k
fogleg05.wav	Go away boy, ya bother me.	17 k
fogleg06.wav	I keep pitchin' em and you keep missin' 'em.	23 k
fogleg07.wav	Ya way off, I say ya way off this time son.	40 k
fogleg08.wav	No what, I say what's the big idea of bashin' me on the noggin with a rollin' pin. Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads.	84 k
fogleg09.wav	That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.	42 k
fogleg10.wav	That boy's as strong as an ox. And just about as smart.	48 k
fogleg11.wav	Nutty as a fruitcake.	14 k
fogleg12.wav	Pay attention to me boy. I'm not talkin' just to hear my head roar.	42 k
fogleg13.wav	No no no, ya doin' it all wrong.	27 k
fogleg14.wav	She re, I say she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.	99 k
fogleg15.wav	Now wha, I say what's the big idea!	23 k
fogleg16.wav	This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show.	81 k
fogleg17.wav	That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.	28 k
fogleg18.wav	Say boy you cove, I say you cover about as much as a flap a skirt in a high wind.	62 k
fogleg19.wav	I almost had a gag son. Joke that is.	39 k
fogleg20.wav	Go, I say go away boy ya bother me.	63 k
fogleg21.wav	Hey that's a joke son, don't ya get it. I made a funny son and your not laughin'.	117 k
fogleg22.wav	That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.	93 k
fogleg23.wav	Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.	35 k
fogleg24.wav	Well, let's see what ya makin' there boy. Looks like sody pop. Huh huh huh huh huh. Watch it fizz. Boom!	131 k
fogleg25.wav	That boy, I say that boy's just like a tatoo. Gets under your skin.	92 k
fogleg26.wav	Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'.	76 k
fogleg27.wav	Any of this getting through to ya son?	18 k
fogleg28.wav	I've been a good sport about this up 'til now, but that boy's forcin' me to use stronger measures.	66 k
fogleg29.wav	What's, I say son what's gimmick? What's it all about?	40 k
fogleg30.wav	Well, hog gravy and chitlins's!	30 k
fogleg31.wav	Nice kid, but a little dumb.	21 k
fogleg32.wav	Say something! Explain yourself! Your tongue's flappin' but no noise is coming outta your big mouth!	64 k
fogleg33.wav	I gotta straighten this lad out. Thing like this could warp his mind for life.	58 k
fogleg34.wav	What's goin', I say what's goin' on here?	26 k
fogleg35.wav	Go away boy ya bother me. I've got work to do.	37 k
fogleg36.wav	Now look a here son, you're not doin' that right. Gimme that boy, I'll show ya how.	66 k
fogleg37.wav	Better start with somethin' mild. He looks a little puny.	43 k
fogleg38.wav	Oh no! I don't believe it. I gotta get a worms eye view of this.	65 k
fogleg39.wav	Don't touch it boy! Get away! This is dangerous son, ya gotta know how to handle it, one wrong move and you're done for.	86 k
fogleg40.wav	Look sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours?	46 k
fogleg41.wav	Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for, for just such an emergency.	62 k
fogleg42.wav	There ya are sister, have fun.	32 k
fogleg43.wav	Now hold on, that was a joke girl.	25 k
fogleg44.wav	I'm not one to stand by and let a lady do a man's job.	40 k
fogleg45.wav	Show 'em what ya got but dooon't let 'em have it. Ya gotta teeeze 'em a little. Make 'em chase ya.	80 k
fogleg46.wav	Dog: Well with that puss your only chance to get a rooster is to trap one.	47 k
fogleg47.wav	Prissy: Woohooo, he's chasing me.	40 k
fogleg48.wav	I need your love to keep me warm.	34 k
fogleg49.wav	If the missus comes back and finds it gone...Ooooh, what she'll do to me.	67 k
fogleg50.wav	But I got, I say, I gotta show the little egghead I still got a couple of tricks up my sleeve.	64 k
fogleg51.wav	Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap...full of mice.	57 k
fogleg52.wav	This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof.	52 k
fogleg53.wav	Boy, she's the original dumb cluck.	29 k
fogleg54.wav	When it comes to brains, she missed the bus too.	39 k
fogleg55.wav	Cock-a-doodle do! I say, cock-a-doodle do. Dumb sun ain't too bright.	112 k
fogleg56.wav	Well when, I say, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.	50 k
fogleg57.wav	Hey, you're way ahead of yourself boy. You gotta learn to crow first.	48 k
fogleg58.wav	Scared? Who, me? Course I'm not scared!	68 k
fogleg59.wav	Hmmm, I better play it cagey.	32 k
fogleg60.wav	The screwball in the back pocket...	51 k
fogleg61.wav	Now who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?	69 k
fogleg62.wav	Make way for the King of the Road! Yahoo!	54 k
fogleg63.wav	Like beating a dead horse...he's got no get up and go.	52 k
fogleg64.wav	Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding.	48 k
fogleg65.wav	Adios you chicken-plucking little stinker!	42 k

wha fer

The standards are pretty low...and she met them

JANEANE GODAWFULHO NEVER DISAPPOINTS! lol

...and ugly too!

Gore said we wouldn't have gone into Iraq if he were president. Short memory this chick has.

Idiots like this are helping establish a firm "Exit Strategy" for Democrats from Congress.

Her prince and saviour, Lord Fauntleroy Kerry, would no more have anything to do with her than possibly sat "don't you know who I am?"

John Holmes is dead, too bad, If he were alive he could give Janeane what she needs .

bump

great job of juxtapositioning! :)

I'd like to see Yosemite Sam wup her pudgy-little liberal butt.

I say again, how does being a comedian and part-time actress qualify one as a political analyst?

da bloofinger.

as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that."

uh...a hell of alot more to do with it than the people who demanded we leave them rotting under Saddam.

I got her damn finger right here...

Gorofoloderol for President!

There's no acceleration involved. This is a thought process that is alien. At least to me. It has been around forever. Something about the inability to understand and accept the concept of "patriotism" and cultural (national) pride, as opposed to "tribal" connection, which is in my mind a more primitive form of "patriotism.

This was brought home to me one July 4th week on the water of a lake when I played patriotic music and was immediately shocked and awed at the negative reaction from someone I had known since she was three. The level of over-reaction was both breathtaking and incomprehensible to me.

I have no explanation for it.

How lower can they go?

There is no bottom to the democratic party.