[DeFault User]

and if there's one guy who's good at calming down excited voters, it's John Kerry.

Hoooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That's ok, John, hit the showers, Howard Dean is coming in to pitch. Comic relief is on its way.

[anniegetyourgun]

I liked this one:

"Democrats haven't been this depressed since we captured Saddam Hussein. "