[franksolich]

But how would you rate "customer service" in such "ABC stores," sir--given that they are probably staffed by superfluous relatives of others on the state payroll.

[patton]

Works just fine for me - the local store is entirely staffed by guys I served with in the army. They have NEVER been robbed, BTW.

I walk in, they ask, "How are your kids?"

What can one ask for?