[Junior]

This is the best-written spoof I have read in ages. Most often, they come off sounding amateurish and rife with typos and spelling errors. This one is very professional.

[jocon307]

"...he gave me a piece of advice I'll always remember: "Son, when you get right down to it, you have no nerve endings." Then he flushed me down the toilet.

That was my favorite part!

It is wonderfully written.

Post of the day, for sure!

[Leo Carpathian]

you wrode:

...rife with typos and spelling errors

What tipos and spilling eros? Git series! This is FreePublic, you spill the way you were teached in your publik skool, he!

Viva Bush! Death to tearrowrists! (See haw many words hidden ther, Eh?)

Hillarious FR stuff is SCREAMSAVERS here :-)