[beyond the sea]

Punsxutawney Phil being the REAL deal, the prognosticator of pronostigators,wouldn't you know there are pretenders:

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Wiarton Willie - Wiarton, Ontario General

Beauregard Lee - Atlanta, Georgia

Jimmy Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Tennessee Groundhog - Silver Point, Tennessee

Dunkirk Dave - Dunkirk, NY

But none can carry Phil's bag of nuts.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Birmingham Bob, Birmingham, Alabama. Shot this morning by a redneck.

[fredhead]

Another:
Sir Walter Wally, Raleigh, NC