Punxsutawney Phil Sees His Shadow

Yahoonews.com ^ | 2/2/05 | unknown

[beyond the sea]

Fricasseed

I tried to grow some fricas plants last summer to collect the seeds, but no luck!

[beyond the sea]

They say we're young and we don't know, Won't find out until we grow... ---

Do you remember the make of the radio by the bed?

[Rightly Biased]

Try planting them on the north side of the tree

[the invisib1e hand]

Has he ever not seen his shadow?

Why don't you ask him?

[Rightly Biased]

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather

[Corin Stormhands]

Do you remember the make of the radio by the bed?

No, all I remember is clock radio.

[Rightly Biased]

Bluebell or Wells Blue Bunny?

[Rightly Biased]

First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips.
Second D.J.: On their chapped lips
First D.J.: their chapped lips is, does Phil feel lucky? Punksatawney Phil, thats right wood chuck chuckers its
[in unison]
First D.J.: GROUND HOG DAY
Second D.J.: GROUND HOG DAY

[beyond the sea]

No not today its Tuesday..

LOL.

Reminds me of the Steven Wright bit/at the 24 hour convenience store:

Goes to the 24 hour convenience store.... sees the guy closing up.... says to him, what's up, it say's you're open 24 hours? The guy says, Not In A Row.

[beyond the sea]

thems drinkin whiskey...

[beyond the sea]

"I'm a god. Not the God, just a god." ---

LOL.

[the invisib1e hand]

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather

There's no substitute for being there.

[Rightly Biased]

You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

[beyond the sea]

You watchin' that movie now? ;-)

[Rightly Biased]

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

[Rightly Biased]

Nope just one of my favorites.

[beyond the sea]

Try planting them on the north side of the tree ---

ROFL!

[Cinnamon Girl]

"Yes, yes, let us gather around the little rodent and ask him to tell us what to do with our lives. What a great idea, yes. Maybe afterward you can take a look in your backyard and see what my poop is telling you."

[1Old Pro]

The only reason to even have "Groundhog Day" is to use it as an excuse to have a house party in the middle of winter to break up the doldrums.

[Danae]

How can he see any shadow with all those camera lights on him? Which shadow does he look at? How does one tell??? Winter never really even hit here in Oregon. Our Sno-pak is complete crap this year!