Yup, thats just it Fred... it reminded me of another filthy old man called Muhammed (Pork be Upon Him)and what he did to a little girl called Ayesha when she was only 9 years old.
Muhammed, the "perfect man"... the genocidal maniac and rapist who is the example for his followers to emulate.
That's what set the alarm bells ringing.
ROTFL...thanks for the laugh with my coffee