OH MY GOD!!!!!
Is this story real?
Get the guns out, boys. And brew up another pot of coffee, it's gonna be a long war.
Problem with "targeting" them is they are harder to hit than rats in a junkyard.
Their eyes are more beady, they have darker fur, their teeth are not as bright, and there ARE places even rats will not go, or can't fit.
I say they should just wing 'em. Call it the "love tap of patriotism" or as R.Reagan's Sec.of State George Shultz used to do to new Diplomats.
He took them into his office, up to a globe and asked them to point to their country. They would point to Brazil, Mexico etc...
Shultz would say no I said point to YOUR country. And he would point to America.
The journal-rats don't seem to get that.