Words fail...The description of "jackass" to the DUmmie doesn't even suffice. Maybe a good scare by the Feds will get his attention!
The only thing I can think of as a parallel is that old Robin Williams flick where he becomes a "survivalist."
At the climax of the movie, Williams is in the middle of the woods having a shootout with Jerry Reed. Reed gets off a lucky shot with his trusty 1911, and bends the barrel of Williams' outrageously expensive Valmet assault rifle. Williams' answer to this situation is to try to talk Reed into a "time-out," because he's now unarmed!
Andrew: you should read my tagline.