U.S. military: No soldier missing in Iraq

AP Wire (direct feed) | February 1, 2005

[BigSkyFreeper]

Yes Je$$e was duped by a black soldier doll.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

All your action figures are belong to us!!!

[hattend]

Wow, less than $7 each. That was decades ago! When they were made in America.

[Publius Scipio]

This will make a fool out of all of them.

It almost makes one wonder of that was our intent.

[hattend]

OMG! I just noticed that Tourist Guy changed race.

LOL!!! I'm still cracking up...I looked at that pic 5 or 6 times on reloads and just now noticed it.

[Imaverygooddriver]

Now they probably cost $90 and are 10" smaller. I remember the sailor GI Joe, I use to have that one. This was before the "kung fu grip" and his hands where always in a shooting position.

[Pyroxene]

U.S. agent Snake Eyes to lead rescue operation. With the assistance of Fellow Agent Scarlet and Duke With his knowledge of transportation the crew will be accompanied by Road Block. Road Block has been on record as saying, "Who wants a body massage?"

U.S. Forces are to be on alert for covert agents Storm Shadow and Destro who have been often seen with The Baroness.

Developing....

[BigSkyFreeper]

Not only that, but the name of the doll closely resembles the name of a US President.

[Thud]

There are allegedly Arabic mis-spellings in the photo indicating that the perpetrator might be a wise-ass American hoaxter. But AP and NPR fell for it.

[killjoy]

[maxwellp]

When I first heard that an American soldier was captured and would be beheaded if we did not release captured Iraqis, I was heartbroken and prayed my heart out. Then I learn, through FreeRepublic, that the soldier was a "doll". Thank God for FreeRepublic and as far as the MSM is concerned, my contempt is complete!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Is Dan Rather working for the jihadists nowadays?

[roaddog727]

All your action figures are belong to us.

[Lunatic Fringe]

This is so laughable, it's almost hard to believe these idiots have outsmarted our boys and been a pain in our ass for over a year.

[Obadiah]

It HAD to be done!

[skullocrushah]

baghdad zog! LOL!

[mdmathis6]

Barbie will be raped by French Algerian gangs in Paris and called an infidel slut and whore!

[Holicheese]

That was actually Madonna on her last European tour!

[samtheman]

The media had high HOPES it was real. They have been waiting for this for quite some time.

Very high hopes. And they're still hoping that a real soldier will yet be kidnapped. The fact that it hasn't happened yet must be torture for them.