You most definitely are not (I bet there are lots of us):)
WC, didn't see the flour and spray suggestions until now, but I think I got away with it OK. He suspects nothing!!
You're lucky--mine is retired so he's here all day and sees all that's going on. I keep saying we need a bigger house! My favorite story of many years ago is about a friend who had a woman who came in to iron, because she hated to iron. She hung up all the dresses, shirts etc.--you can tell this was a long! time ago!
My friend would just do fun things all day and when her husband arrived home from work, the house draped in freshly-ironed clothing, she'd be stretched out on the couch saying she was exhausted from her busy day!
Luckily my husband is a retired engineer, sometimes almost like Mr. Magoo, so he's pretty oblivious to what's going on!