Size isn't important, you know.
You are toooo cute!
Once upon a time a boy and his dad went fishing. While they were out, the boy had to use the facilities. Dad took him behind a tree, whipped it out and showed the boy how to do it "smokey bear style". The boy was shocked by the sight of his father's "equipment" and asked his dad, "what is that?" His father replied, "this, son, is a penis. In fact, this is a perfect penis." The next day the boy took several of his friends behind the locker room. He yanked down his pants and presented his equipment to his friends. He said, "this, boys, is a penis. In fact, if it was 3 inches shorter, it would be a perfect penis." Thus proving....size matters.