Yeah, we can send chocolates so she has something to munch on when they yank the tube.
I decided to take a quick peek at your posts, to see if you're a troll, or just a smart@$$. I found that you defend john kerry, Sadaam Hussein, socialized medicine, the media when they propagandize against our troops, traitors who reveal classified info to media (as long as it hurts U.S.), and michael moore. You trash President Bush; our troops; Christians; pro-lifers; Catholics; God; Jews; the 2nd, 10th & 14th Amendments; Freepers who point out media bias against our troops; the National Guard; anyone who admits Sadaam had chemical weapons; police; Freepers in general; the Bible; WOT, Chinese food delivery guys; creationists; President Reagan's role in winning the Cold War; gun owners, Abe Lincoln; George Washington; US Imperialism (I didn't know there was such a thing); anyone who doesn't agree Fahrenheit 9/11 was the gospel truth; detaining terrorists; and the right of disabled people to live.
Just a wild guess, but I'm going with troll on this one.