We're on for dinner, then. Even if you choose the most expensive reataurant here. Just watch for an insane fool who looks like Theoden of Rohan.
Filet mignon wrapped in enough bacon to send a Muslim straight to Hell? Taters and pintos done over a smoky mesquite fire? Fresh home-made bread? Live Western music that won the Roy Rogers seal of approval?
Welcome to Fantasy Island, love -- and the reason I fight on.
Ahh, f*** me to tears. Our resident BP chopper just missed my roof again heading south. I'm outta here -- and lovin' every minute of it!
Where in hell is Doug from Upland when you need background music?
I am going to hold you to it! At least you don't look like the dwarf or "the elf." (Or as my daughter likes to say to her friends "you mean the fairy??"" LOL