No, I think those diabolical Joooos invented gravity to keep us all down. Without them I'd be weightless! ;)
Honestly I'm suprised this type of thing doesn't happen more often.
These people initiate celebratory gunfire when someone car alarm goes off.
Whenever Arafat was on TV there was always somebody popping off a few rounds with joy.
Arafat says "Death to the Jews!," celebratory gunfire.
Arafat's dies, celebratory gunfire.
Somebody remembers that Israel still exists, celebratory gunfire.
I'd bet half the deaths blamed on the IDF come from birthday parties and baby showers alone.
What a world.