You know, I really wish people would be more careful with their headlines. I actually started to read this article, thinking it was about carniverous felines eating a grad student named Gloria, but it wasn't...that'll teach me to actually try reading past the headlines!
Gloria is sick? The Gloria I know from the bus? She looked okay this morning! Thank God for those 8 years of Latin.
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”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores