While the anti-Russian slant might be overdone dude, as a part-time MBA grad student who works in the IT field, I didn't want to suggest you drop out now and apply to a medical billing and coding school, because you might not be able to withstand the criticism. At least there is career potential in coding medical procedures.
Drop out now, move away from the University, and never include Kent State on your resume.
Q: How do you get a philosophy major off your porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.