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To: JohnHuang2
The lawyers will be targeting Bally's next as the exercise giant maintains pricing too high and the distribution of outlets too scarce for the convenience of overweight kids.
6 posted on 01/31/2005 4:51:14 AM PST by Sgt_Schultze
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To: Sgt_Schultze

After that, John "I'm The Bastard" Banzhaf will target video games. Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Microsoft, Atari (including Nolan Bushnell, Jack Tramiel, the current Atari management, and Sears (they did sell an Atari 2600 clone) as co-defendants), Ralph Baer (created the first home video game), Magnavox (sold Ralph Baer's Odyssey), Mattel (sold the Intellivision), Hasbro (bought the bankrupt Coleco who made the Colecovision), and every 3rd-party game developer that's ever been in existence will be co-defendants in a $23.1 trillion class action lawsuit because "video games make people fat". Nintendo will be forced to shut down its North American operations and merge its Japanese division with Sony Of Japan, who will in turn sell its American gaming division to Microsoft, who will then in turn bribe the federal government with a sizeable donation on the condition that the federal government require all personal computers in America be compatible with only the Windows OS (the Mac OS and Linux would be banned by the government with 25 years in federal prison for mere possession of a non-Microsoft OS).


10 posted on 05/13/2005 6:53:05 PM PDT by bigdcaldavis ("HYAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" - Howard Dean)
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