[MistrX]

I thought Dave Barry had retired. Am I wrong?

[nuconvert]

"(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published on Aug. 11, 1996.)"

He stoppped doing his column. I doubt he's permanently retired.
I hope not.

[FreeKeys]

Yes, he's still doing his columns. See: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/
-- and scroll way down.