You just described California too. So why don't you re-write this article to fit your state?
Without the greater San Francisco Bay Area and Los Angeles, California would be redder than Texas. If you can get rid of Lansing and Ann Arbor and Detroit, we can get rid of our liberals too.
I thought the liberals were going to move to Canada. Did that plan fall through?
Hey guys, I'm stuck in one of those dumb parts of Michigan that went blue.
Don't give those places to the Blue Nation till I get out of here!