It's another article where a East- or West- coaster believes we're herding sheep on an indian reservation, living in abandoned U-haul trailers and having children as a product of a sexual relationship with our parents. Once again we're all snake-handling religious idiots who refuse modern medicine in favor of treatment based on a mistranslation of the Book of the Dead, or the Bible (which are all the same thing after all). Our version of fine arts consists of monster truck races, tractor pulls and box luncheon auctions. We have sex with our animals, which we raise as pets and then eat for supper one night. We don't like Howard Stern, or even Don Imus, meaning that we have no sense of humor. Worse yet, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannidy have us all in their hypnotic grip. Our idea of "diversity" basically means that we extend credit to people who we aren't related to (everone is related in the Red states). We are all grossly obese, have no sun tan, and lack any fashion sense. There are no good Mexican restaraunts in Red states.
Not like those enlightened blue states, whose cities include Oakland, East St. Louis and Detroit. The political leaders from the Blue states number people like Bob Packwood, B-1 Bob, Ronald Reagan, Grey Davis, and Hillary, Barbara Lee,.... Blue states now have 24-hour electrical service, 365 days a year, now that Arnold is the Goverernator. Of course, no strange or "kookie" ideas ever come from California that are soon discreditied. Blue states should be proud of their businesses, like the Washington State Power System (aka "WSPS" pronouced "Whoops"), Tyco, Martha Stewart, Computer Associates, Adelphia, ImClone, Qwest, Rite-Aid.... And we all know that those dot-coms were all honorable failures. And, the key to a happy marriage (and fewer divorces) is that people don't get married in the first place.
Now, if you'll excuse me, my sheep dog wants a date.
it just got much easier for republicans to win the electoral college, and for the Arizona Diamondbacks to win the NL West.
First and foremost - no evengelical would ever call GOD a "she". This is definitely a liberal who wrote this screed. This is wishful thinking - they're just hoping the Christians of CA leave - but we're not leaving - we're just getting started.
OOps..... you left out Massachuttes. To form a really crapy nation you have to have them.
Yeah, but only in your universities!
Mark
Hey CA, Northweste NJ is NOT with you. In fact, we reject you. We are highly affluent, stable and conservative. Piffle off.
That means we still get AZ and TX, right? Good.
They get most of the queers and most of the criminals too, and no one to shoot them.