[mark502inf]

intracontinental transfer shall ensue ... [to] Belgium, Lithuania, Portugal, & Switzerland... allowing them to meet new and interesting neighbors who don't as of yet have a specific reason to kill them.

Then you have to rule out Belgium. Putting mayonnaise on french fries is reason to kill.

[Hoplite]

I think you mean "Cheese-eating-surrender-monkey fries", don't you?

Besides, I thought the whole Mayo on the fries thing was a German foible - kinda like their eating lunch for breakfast: "Cold cuts and cheese? WTF Klaus, go get me some Lucky Charms, and macht schnell!"